we are free

i refuse to be automated all my secrets are free and thus they are not mine i refuse to be compensated i don’t want no dirty money i ain’t no whore i just want to tell you that you deserve love all that pain you feel…

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armchair comedy improv

Are you ever walking around and you get an itch where the sun dont shine? You look around to make sure nobody’s around so you can do a weird ape scratch dance thingy and then a car appears out of nowhere and you kind of repeat…

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5×5

1) QUICK FACTS ★ Born in Finland (1983), grew up in Canada ★ Lived in 5+ countries and travelled to 30+ ★ World-citizen: every place is home, humanity is my tribe ★ If I buy a gift for someone, it is always a book ★ I’m…

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YOU ME US NOW

You I’m here to help you get everything you ever wanted. This includes: money, love, freedom, happiness, health, success and inner peace. You can choose what is the most important right now or I can help you decide. We can also focus on everything because ultimately it is all connected anyways.…

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to know

if you thought you could know wouldn’t you want to know? YOU DESERVE THE BEST THAT THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER. AND YOU DESERVE IT NOW. It’s time to stop messing around and watching netflix all day. it’s time to stop looking some magic answer that…

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Coaching Service

I work 1-1 with people via skype or in-person if you want to come to Finland or fly me to wherever you are. I don’t mind either way. The initial consultation is free and will last however long it takes depending on how the conversation gets…

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Writing advice

If you want to write, read Dostoevsky’s The Brothers Karamazov, The Possessed, Knut Hamsun’s Mysteries and The Growth of the Soil, Sartre’s Nausea, De Beauvoir’s All Men are Mortal, and Thomas Merton’s Seven Story Mountain, then imitate that. No one will know you are imitating unless…

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TOO GOOD

today i feel so good that it hurts and i don’t know what to do so i call this love i build churches and holy oceans walk the world barefoot go to family gatherings to share my poetry flash my beard on the streets give a…

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movie days

alarm goes off you get up turn the damn thing off it’s early morning you feel foggy, heavy… but free you decide to take the day off go back to bed proud of this decision you fall asleep with a smile today’s gonna be a movie…

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dummy

used to be a dumbass till i grew my brain learned to think for myself read the greats sit around trying to write these songs to unite the people remind you of the magic that lies beneath our lies i make fucked up yoga girls seem…

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it’s all growing old

the universe is mommy’s nipple in the lips of a future madman god is shoetight kale softening in the microwave for 2 minutes love is the brown coffee residue on white cups scrubbed truth is an itchy ass secretly squirming on long walks

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sad song

i don’t what’s more sad you sitting in a cinema watching a movie about me long after i died lonely or that nobody will ever read this not notice that i’m gone what will become of my art maybe if i was alive i would know…

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12 Reasons I Failed As A Musician

here they are1 deleting ALL my social media (many times)2 overestimating my abilities3 underestimating my audience4 lack of focus5 lack of strategy6 ignorance of the greater game7 poor mental health (addictions, depression, narcissism, self-sabotage, etc)8 lack of professionalism (amateurish behavior)9 laziness & procrastination10 believing rock star…

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# raha

kaikki nyky ihmisten ongelmat johtuu rahasta rahan saanti ja kaikki mikä siihen liittyy ei kukaan opettanut meille mikä on raha koska ei noikaan tiedä oikein on aina sellainen kireys ja stressi rahasta kaikki vaa kelailee mitä muut kelailee ne jotka ajattelee toisin ei jaksa kelailla tavisten…

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ENDLESS NIGHT

sick of living but too lazy to die could be a war out there for all i know so i just live the lies learned ‘em real young it’s all i know tell ‘em fools not to worry ‘bout me treat ‘em like my children even…

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Dive bars

Forums are a lot like dive bars. You have your regulars that have been coming for years. (Epic contributors) Some folks that only come in to play pool on league night. (General users) Bartenders that know how to handle the crowd. (Mods) And an owner that…

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What Is Charisma?

it’s probably more to do with confidence than anything and dont forget, most people are really fucking stupid (or at least not as smart as they could be if they woke the fuck up) it’s always interesting to see how people behave, like how they watch…

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L O V E

“Enlightened leadership is spiritual if we understand spirituality not as some kind of religious dogma or ideology but as the domain of awareness where we experience values like truth, goodness, beauty, love and compassion, and also intuition, creativity, insight and focused attention.” – Deepak Chopra Love…

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