Are you ever walking around and you get an itch where the sun dont shine?
You look around to make sure nobody’s around so you can do a weird ape scratch dance thingy and then a car appears out of nowhere and you kind of repeat the movements to make it look like you are rehearsing for some show or something and you make a weird face and start grooving to the silent music of the moment with your hands and you are really into it and they look at you funny and even their dog is freaked the fuck out and then you just continue your day as if all is well on earth and wonder if they will call the cops and what the hell is that guy doing in our neighborhood so you hop off into the forest like an idiot thinking people care when they probably just felt amused and confused and stressed about dumb shit
i hate it when that happens