Tinder Poem
Looking for my future queenNo softies pleaseFeminists stay away Are you gonna be my girl? You are reading this because you are looking for meask me something You are not satisfied with your life, that’s why you are hereI can…
Writings 2007-2025
Writings 2007-2025
Markus Nylund
Before You Contact Me
PLEASE READ THIS PAGE BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME I help lost souls and lone wolves find their place in this world. I help them become wealthy and free, so they can live the dream —the life they always wanted. Let’s…
Dream Band
Mirrormind (Markus): vocals, guitars, piano, madman dancing, conducting Electronic Wizard: keyboards, synths, sounds, beats Rhythm Lord: drums, percussion Multi-instrumentalist 1: guitars, vocals, keyboards, percussionMulti-instrumentalist 2: guitar, vocals, keyboards, percussion StringsHorns
Business Plan
conquer LPR, FINLAND, Scandinavia, Europe, USA, world no radio/tv/magazine interviews Social Media exclusivity: youtube, spotify, itunes, website, mailing list no comments on youtube videos only live music videos make great records work with prosplay with pros life changing live shows…
Performer Outfit
bright red + gold + brown leather suit (jacket, pants, vest)bowler hatleather glovesbootsclockwhite shirtringsear ringsnecklacebraceletunderwearsockstattooscufflingscane overcoatbeltpainted nailsreading glassessun glasseswalletbagcadillacgibsonfenderpennotebookpassport
The Dark Lord of Internet Marketing
I Say What Others Are Too Afraid To Even Think.Why? Because it fills me with joy. WARNING!! What you are about to read is not for fluffcakes… My mission in life is to become filthy rich, date supermodels and drive…
Fan Letter
I first discovered the music of Markus Nylund on a website with new demos by bands from Finland. This was in the year 2002. There was a song called Somebody Please. Something about what I heard resonated with me deeply.…
Affiliate Products To Promote
“IF IT DOESN’T BRING YOU INCOME, INSPIRATION OR ORGASMS, IT DOESN’T BELONG IN YOUR LIFE.” Promote these on your site and explain why each are important. * i make affiliate commision when you purchase via my links at no extra…
Refund Policy
NO QUESTIONS ASKED REFUND ON EVERYTHING + $100 for trying it out my unique UWIWULIL policy (“u win = i win, u lose = i lose”) PRONOUNCIATION: uvi-vu-lil (you heard it here first) And no this is not another bullshit…
BACK ON THE SADDLE!
Woke up at 6am this morning. Went downstairs. Got the coffee going. Drank some water. Powered up the ol’ laptop that’s been humming along for 8+ years now. Sat on my saddle chair (my horse), rolled up my sleeves and…