reaching me
Dont tell me you couldn’t reach me. Same email for last 15 years. I never disappear. I just shapeshift. I don’t blame you for my problems. It’s all your fault. Punch the mirror. Blood everywhere. Hungry so I eat it…
Writings 2007-2025
Writings 2007-2025
Markus Nylund
american jokes
Never tell an American a joke. They’ve heard them all. And they make you feel unamerican because you didn’t know. Like here’s one: Bipolar means polar bear who swings both ways. I love America. The worse it gets, the better…
suffering is fun
We suffer, we grow. When life is easy, we get weak. That is dangerous. Drinking alcohol is poison. It just makes you dumb and violent and racist. You drink because you are weak. You can’t handle life without booze and…
disney kind of guy
One thing that’s bothered me about social media and all this sharing our stories Gary Vee stuff. I think I’m a bit of a disney movie kind of guy. I like fantasy. Magic. I don’t want to know everything about…
the biggest scam
The biggest scam? Trying to change the world. I fell for it. The world don’t need changing. Everything is always changing no matter what you do or try. We are humans. Explorers. We create and express ourselves to other creators.…
Letter To Jon Morrow
Hi Jon, joined your personal mailing list and got your fantastic book list. I am gonna order everything here to my home in Finland. Can you make affiliate links for all the books so you can get the commission? Or…
songposts
Gonna start recording my songs and post them here. Just do it live and boom. What do you wanna hear first? New song? Old song? Cover? Poetry? Stuff i’m working on? I dont know. You decide. I’m just a musician.…
fb posts
If someone says you have a big ego then it’s very likely that they have the same problem. And I don’t know if it’s actually a problem. Also not sure how one measures the size of an ego. Maybe they…
CLIMBING WALLS
i’m a secret agent of education i give people books and i write songs to share my secret agent thoughts sometimes i get mad and throw hissy fits cause i never learned to throw a punch out in the schoolyards…
RADIO SILENCE
i hate you when you leave when you get in too deep it’s hard to see the forest from the trees all i see is an orchestra of burning pianos playing ballet to lonely madmen true poetry is a science…