Hello. I am looking for an AMAZING multi-instrumentalist or two to perform with me in Tallinn Estonia in November. Who? what? where? When? Yeah. Those are some of the questions that will be answered soon. BIG ANSWERS COMING YOUR WAY right down the pipe and into the bleachers. I will do music, poetry, stories and unfunny comedy that is not even awkward funny and the poetry is just what I call SCREAMING on paper and then i make sounds with my mouth and other instruments to make you feel like you’re floating on a cotton candy cloud with all your top ex lovers. With annoying melodies and viking elvis hip girations (and 80s hair). What else? You wont find me or what i do in the cinemas or in the shopping malls or even here on antisocial media. ONCE IN A LIVE-TIME EVENT.
Rock and roll heartbreak madness!
Anyways, will perform NEW material for older fans who are sick of my old songs. Or I will take older songs and bring them to you in a new way. How does that sound? I might even dance. And we can do drinking songs if the audience rides with me into the sunset. We’ll pretend like we are someone going somewhere.
Ok put your pants back on…
Thinking Heldeke which is a great place for my eccentric mediocrity + rise to fame/POWER in the hinterlands. Just need to get the dates right with my boy Dan who infamously proclaimed it’s all TOO EASY. .
So yeah, that’s me in a banana shell.
Thoughts?
Ideas?
Send them to my secretary.
MN