Satan Is My Friend

Satan is my friend, a friend in need
So say hello to satan, get on your knees
We all gotta let loose sometimes
But I don’t know why
And I don’t really care
I’m just another snowflake teddy bear
With my snowflake hair
And my superman underwear
Satan is my friend, he loves to drink with me
We blow smoke rings on a lonely street

Brings me back to life with a fire inside
Memories of the superstars we used to be
Or could’ve been don’t know
Can’t remember anymore or won’t
Satan is my friend and that’s better than nothing
Yeah satan calling my name
Don’t wanna remember anything
So let’s just drink to our glorious suffering

That’s awesome buddy, satan my bud
Like a russian doll romance with overdubs
Natasha and Vladislav in love but what is love?
Nobody knows just baby don’t hurt me no more
Satan my good friend said Jesus died for my sins
Oh man if he ever did, that’s a whole lotta dying
That bastard nailed to a cross so I can get drunk
And sing these victory songs
Pressure creates diamonds!
Yeehaa! yeehaa!

Thumbs twiddling away
Singing yeehaa, singing yeehaa
In the big boom boom!
Screw you satan screw you
Thought you had my back but all you did was stab
Kinda liked it god damn
Taught me how to go mad in the lonely hour
Where the down n outs drown
Where the black dogs howl
Call your lover drunk
Tuesday 2am, find a bar
And honestly I forget
What happened next
Yeah c’mon, c’mon

Have a million people in my head
Artist, poet, musician, mystic and other ones
Just wanna drink all night, be happy
Singin’ yeehaa, dance the haha
With my broken hearted bradas
Satan is my friend, I’m just a battered old dog
With war and love in his eyes
And a mean ol’ mama on his mind

Now writing a song about this struggle
What else can a man do?
But turn his struggle into some kind of
Divine demented art
Soul food for the rich fools
Struggle for the sake of struggle
Just so I can drink with my friends
But since I don’t have so many friends
Satan is my friend
All my friends are best buds with satan
Satan is my friend
Too bad this song has to end
Satan is my friend
Now this song has to end
Satan you my friend
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Satan is my friend