MORDOR

i got issues

when i realized i have puncher’s chance at fame

i decided to give all my stuff away

only kept my guitar and some old narratives

that keep me locked and loaded

just gotta survive this day

and the long cold winter ahead

i got issues, yes its true

magnify then demagnify them

like a mad scientist with a poet’s license to thrill

gonna become a snakeoil salesman

sell a rebirth control pill

to all the foolish dreamers

governments hate me because i am alone

and i am not scared of living on the streets

would be the best thing that ever happened to me

and my god damn poetry

i got issues, oh i sure do

and then i discombobulate them

like a lion playing with its food

i got issues, born to lose

it’s just what i do

dont give a fuck

about you

well no, i kinda do

but only when i feel like

a new age tool

why the fuck are my ears so hairy?

i must be turning into a gay hobbit

Mordor, here i come!