Facts

You can’t handle the truth.

But…

top 5 thoughts currently flowing through my brain:

1. facebook is the only social media platform i need (with gmail)

2. invest in crypto currencies now and you will never have to work again

3. i am possibly the laziest man alive

4. i don’t really the travel the world, i go from one place to another where i can just read books and write poetry (not interested in mountains or statues or hiking or any of that tourist / backpacker crap)

5. in march and april i will do an ayhuasca retreat and then an iboga retreat… i want someone to come take photos… we need to document this (the faces, the demons, the dances, the vomiting, etc)!!

ok 5 more…

6. i don’t believe in monogamy at all anymore, it’s complete nonsense

7. i think alcohol is a drug for consumerist slaves

8. i haven’t watched a single movie or tv show episode so far this year because i think my own life is much more entertaining (eat your heart out walter white)

9. do you understand your own motivations regarding your choices from wake up to bed time?

10. one day i will be world famous and live in a castle, that is a FACT.