Tinder Poem

Looking for my future queen
No softies please
Feminists stay away

Are you gonna be my girl?

You are reading this because you are looking for me
ask me something

You are not satisfied with your life, that’s why you are here
I can help you fill the void

I’m the kind of guy women like you look for when they join tinder

I’m looking for a woman with fire in their heart and ice in their veins
What does that say about me?
message me if you care

the only thing worse than a whore is a bore
the only thing worse than a bore is a boring whore
you are clearly neither otherwise you wouldn’t message me
Coffee time.

say hello to your new hero

i’m the one you’ve been looking for

finally we found each other
we should celebrate
how relieved are you?

does your boyfriend know you are here?

tinder is a sad song for dirty lovers
I am the cure for your disease.

Message. Coffee. Talk. Laugh. Walk.
What’s next depends on… 

Don’t be like other girls when you message me