the good news

(a few minutes later… after previous post)

It’s a winter thursday.
The refrigerator is humming in the kitchen.

Since I live in a studio apartment, my living room, bedroom and kitchen are one and the same.
I live in a fucking kitchen.

I haven’t fucked for three months.
I am a fairly good looking guy.
I just started going to the gym last week to grow some bigger muscles.
Maybe then I’ll get laid more.
I really want to fuck teenage virgin girls. In the ass.
Then again, I like a girl who knows what she’s doing.
Maybe both.
They always say life is all about balance right?

The space age is here!
We got all our wonderful gadgets.
I just bought a new phone last saturday and it understands when I speak to it.

Wow. Life is such a fucking adventure.

I feel better.
Things are really starting to look good from down here in the trenches.

One day I will read this and miss the good old days of misery.

World (and virgins), here I come!